🎵OLD JAMES MILNER🎵- Old Town Road Liverpool funny parody song [Jim Daly]

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Yes, James "Old Man" Milner is 18 months younger than me but he still deserves some love. Here's my song for him, with hlp from Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus.

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If you're still reading this comment: "Pass me the Ribena"

Lyrics:

Yeah I'm gonna pass the ball
To the old James Milner
And he'll keep on playing forever
I'm gonna pass the ball
To the old James Milner
He'll keep playing on forever

They've got Van Dijk at the back
Trent and Robbo on the flanks
Salah, Mane, Firmino they keep on scoring stacks

But none of them'd be winners
Without James Milner
He'll just keep on playing till he's an octogenarian

Messi called him a donkey
You're a donkey, such a donkey
But which one just won the Champions League?
It was the donkey, the sexy donkey

They used to call him boring
But he just kept on scoring
Hey now don't be bitter
He's even fun on Twitter

Don't matter where you play him
He'll just keep on slaying
Every single game and
No matter if he's ageing

Messi called him a donkey
You're a donkey, such a donkey
But who's the one who won the Champions League?
It was the donkey, the sexy donkey

I'm gonna pass the ball
To the old James Milner
And he'll keep on playing forever
I'm gonna pass the ball
To the old James Milner
He'll keep playing on forever

He likes to sit down, feet up, have a cup of tea love
If he's feeling keener, cracks out the Ribena
Trophies he's acquiring, still got time for ironing
Don't go hold your breath cos he will never be retiring

Work hard now, that's what Milly says
Good at maths, counting Mini Eggs
What's his secret, drugs or just olive oil?
He's probably going to outlive us all

I'm gonna pass the ball
To the old James Milner
And he'll keep on playing forever
I'm gonna pass the ball
To the old James Milner
He'll keep playing on forever

Daly]